Cave Johnson here. Just a reminder that the core goal of Aperture Gas-Finding Science is to find gas, so make sure you let us know if you see any. If we meet our quarterly gas-finding target, I promise you we will don our bondage gear, fuel our death cars, and drive around in circles, whooping it up and shooting arrows at people. Who is ready to rule the wasteland? Alright, start looking.
If you’re dying, but not dead, stomp once. If you’re dead, obviously no stomps. And two stomps if you’re not dead. Lemme just run through that again: If you’re dying but not dead stomp just once. If you’re dead, obviously you won’t be stomping. And if you’re not dead, give me two stomps.
I’ll bet there isn’t even a problem with the facility, is there? I’ll bet there’s no such thing as a ‘reactor core’. I’ll bet that’s not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It’s just cleverly placed lights and papier mache, I’ll bet that’s all it is.
Now than, let’s see what we got here. Ah! ‘Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.’ That’s the problem right there, isn’t it? ‘Emergency’. You don’t want to see ‘emergency’ flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE.
'Caw! Caw!' Oh, look! There's a bird out here! A Lovely bird. Gorgeous plumage. Majestic. Won't be here long. A lovely bird like that. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lovely bird like that. Lovely plumage.