Companion Cube About Town
I was getting SO lonely down here. It’s good to finally hear someone else’s voice. I’m kidding, of course. God, I hate you.

So, remember when I said I was working on a special gift for hitting 1,000 followers?  Well, over the weekend, we hit 1,500! WAY past due for me to make good on that promise. So here you go- a free origami Cubie pattern to download and print! It’s designed to be folded using the traditional waterbomb base, with the heart faces overlapping and the white sections becoming flaps that get tucked in. Now you can resize it, give it battle damage, make it look however you like, and then take cubie pictures of your own! 

You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science.

Technical… Ummm… You’ll need to turn around while I do this.
Go on, just turn right around. So you’re not looking at me.
Seriously, I’m not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don’t make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that’ll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
(Happy Season 8 Premier!)