Neurotoxin… [cough] [cough] So deadly… [cough] Choking… [laughter] I’m kidding! When I said ‘deadly’ neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it’s not deadly at all. To me.
Allright. Preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit. Begin: ‘Ello, guv! Neurotoxin inspectah! Need to shut this place down for a moment! Here’s my credentials. Shut yourself down. I am totally legit. From the board of international neurotoxin… um… observers. From the United… Arab Emirates. Hello.
Hello, test subjects. Good news first: our telekinesis incubation program has been a huge success. Bad news: The candidate screening process was a lot less successful. Let me tell you, we picked a real bunch of smart alecs to give mind-powers to. You hear me? Stop blowing up heads. [cocky] Actually, you know what? Negotiation’s over. I’d like you all to meet Terry. He’s — [BLAM!] Real funny, guys. But the joke’s on you. I taped all your paychecks to Terry’s head. Ha! Why don’t you put THAT in your head and blow it up?